MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Perhaps you don’t know the only fucking thing an anchor is designed to do. Just to be safe, I’ve fixed your tattoos for you. - Craig
if this doesn’t become a famous text post, i think i’d go insane…
They should’ve had it written in Japanese text. That would’ve been even doper.
The best part about a wholesome morning news show blasting DMX is how horrendously awkward their laughs are.