dailybreakingbad:

Please tell me this doesn’t become an actual controversy.
http://dailybreakingbad.tumblr.com/

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animalsbeingdicks:

The city has installed a new warning system for anyone caught throwing recyclables in the trash. 

doasdreamrsdo:

falcnpunch:

askradicalgoodspeed:

darthshadow:

Well fuck you too.

For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon  Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer

pokemon aint real hows that answer

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH

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breakingbadamc:

I was good at it.

oxygeniuss:

I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK 

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twinkleofafadingstar:

Me teaching US history: “ok first thing u gotta remember is that this country exists because a bunch of rich white dudes didn’t want to pay their taxes. The second thing u gotta remember is that rich white men still don’t want to pay their taxes which is pretty much the reason for literally everything ever.”

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